The Two Hundred: A day with The Guerillas
Manchester United might like to think they provide the finest sporting hospitality packages in the land, but they reckoned without the latest offering from Guerilla Cricket. Does the Bear have a sore head? What's Hendo like pre-rant? How does Nestle Boy survive on toast? Is Nakul actually an algorithm? Why is Grubby grubby? Now you can find out thanks to our unique World Cup Listener Experience, which takes you deep into the bosom of the world's most "irreverent but knowledgeable" (Lawrence Booth, Wisden Almanack 2019) worldwide cricket commentary.
For the knockdown price of £200* (10% discount for existing patreon.com or guerillacricket contributors), you can spend a day at Guerilla Towers in southeast London sampling an incredible mixture of earthly wonders based around our great game. This offer is limited to two people a day for each of the 32 matches being covered by Guerilla Cricket UK (sixteen more will be covered from Johannesburg by our franchise Guerilla Cricket South Africa). Note: We will meet the cost of travel to Guerilla HQ from central London (no limos).
*£225 for semi-finals, £250 for final
Highlights of the Guerilla Experience
On arrival: Hendo Pastry of the Day (hand selected) plus glass of Guerilla Glug or home brewed tea or coffee.
Throughout the day: three cans of Manny's Brew – be among the first to sample the veteran Guerilla commentator's new ales.
Innings break: prawn sandwich (from local Tesco's), chilled in the Guerillas' new fridge or chicken dinner (from local fried chicken shop) or share of team pizza. Let us know if you need a veggie or vegan option.
Try out your skills: commentate one over of ball-by-ball per innings (support provided if necessary) and spend a half-hour session on tweets or jingles. We will provide you with an mp3 of your efforts!
Behind the scenes: full day's access to Green Room prattle (what goes on in GR stays in GR)
TV fame: make your debut on Facebook Live, which will beam your gorgeous mug to a worldwide audience of up to one million people.
Selfie mania: have your picture with your Guerilla Cricket commentators of choice.
Awards extravaganza: name your man of the match, cameo of the match, villain of the match.
Take a punt: you will be given a total of £10 to gamble with our sponsor Betway with tips from our gambling experts Paul "Grubby" Howarth, Nigel "the Bear" Walker and Andy Ward. You want more? How about three free guesses on the Guerilla Prediction League (prize fund varies by day)
Wear with pride: you get our limited edition t-shirt, which makes the case for an expanded World Cup, absolutely free.
Jingle balls: our esteemed jingleurs – Mog, Jeff Perkins, Richard Peel, and others – will (with enough persuasian) compose a beautifully-crafted tune especially for you.
Don't delay: we expect places to be filled quickly. Book yours by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org. When we have confirmed your place you will need to deposit £200 in our paypal account.
Places are still available for the following matches.
|Fri Jun 7||Pak v SL|
|Sat Jun 8||Eng v Ban|
|Sun Jun 9||Aus v Ind|
|Tue Jun 11||Ban v SL||Booked!|
|Wed Jun 12||Aus v Pak||Booked!|
|Thu Jun 13||Ind v NZ|
|Fri Jun 14||Eng v WI||Booked!|
|Sat Jun 15||Aus v SL|
|Sun Jun 16||Ind v Pak|
|Tue Jun 18||Afg v Eng|
|Thu Jun 20||Aus v Ban|
|Fri Jun 21||Eng v SL|
|Sat Jun 22||Afg v Ind|
|Mon Jun 24||Afg v Ban|
|Tue Jun 25||Eng v Aus|
|Wed Jun 26||NZ v Pak||Booked!|
|Thu Jun 27||Ind v WI|
|Sat Jun 29||Afg v Pak|
|Sun Jun 30||Eng v Ind||Booked!|
|Tue Jul 2||Ban v Ind|
|Wed Jul 3||Eng v NZ|
|Thu Jul 4||Afg v WI|
|Sat Jul 6||Ind v SL|
|Tue Jul 9||1st Semi-final|
|Thu Jul 11||2nd Semi-final|
|Sun Jul 14||Final|